#wcw #JessicaRabbit ❤💋 watching #WhoFramedRogerRabbit and a few her #cartoons

#wcw #JessicaRabbit ❤💋 watching #WhoFramedRogerRabbit and a few her #cartoons

You Asked, So Here

Fucking fuck you and your piece of shit taste in music you giant shit bag. Where the hell is your meager sense of human decency dirtbag? Did you lose it after you were fucking hatched and rolled out of your goddamned nest of brothers & sisters, Hmm? You’re so rude I’d rather chew glass, pluck my own eyes out, crawl over hot coals—even throw myself into an erupting volcano than go out with you in public again. What the fuck made you believe that you could throw a glass across the bar? You almost hit someone you total dumbass. I know you smoke but if you’re trying new shit out, I’d stop before it fucks you up. You’re not who you were before & you aren’t chill to be around when you’re being a stupid dick—-which nowadays, is ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Oh and I just loved the way made my mother think we were thinking about moving in together after 3 weeks and making my little sister cry when you “totally owned her” in UNO, you’re a fucking moron. Why else did you think I didn’t go upstairs that evening? Because I was actually tired at 9:40pm? If you believed that, you’ve got to be fucking tested and need a nurse.

"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."

— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

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You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)

THE FIRST WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN,
THE SECOND HAS BEEN CHOSEN
THE THIRD WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN
THE FOURTH WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN
THE FIFTH WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN
BUT THERE ARE STILL TWO MORE CHANCES TO WIN, PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS COMING WEEKEND SO KEEP LIKING AND/OR REBLOGGING TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!

daddyfuckedme:

daddyfuckedme:

daddyfuckedme:

daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!

Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.

Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $188 dollar Lelo ora as well.

If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products. You can get any toys for 10% off with discount word “gold10" until the giveaway is over.

Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.

And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires to increase your chances. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.

You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.

GOOD LUCK ;)

THE FIRST WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN,

THE SECOND HAS BEEN CHOSEN

THE THIRD WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN

THE FOURTH WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN

THE FIFTH WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN

BUT THERE ARE STILL TWO MORE CHANCES TO WIN, PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS COMING WEEKEND SO KEEP LIKING AND/OR REBLOGGING TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!

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awwww-cute:

Heard her whining and turned around to find this

awwww-cute:

Heard her whining and turned around to find this

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awwww-cute:

Heard her whining and turned around to find this

awwww-cute:

Heard her whining and turned around to find this

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